sch4tzji moderator
Number of posts : 129 Age : 37 Location : switzerland Registration date : 2007-11-18
| Subject: Hotline Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:36 pm | |
| HL: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" DAU: "Yes, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect"HL: "What sort of trouble?"DAU: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."HL: "Went away?"DAU: "They disappeared."HL: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"DAU: "Nothing." HL: "Nothing?"DAU: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."HL: "Are you still in Perfect" class="wlink"> WordPerfect</A>, or did you get out?" DAU: "How do I tell?"HL: "Can you see the c:\prompt on the screen?"DAU: "What's a sea prompt?"HL: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" DAU: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." HL: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"DAU: "What's a monitor?"HL: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"DAU: "I don't know."HL: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"DAU: "Yes, I think so." HL: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."DAU: "Yes, it is."HL: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"DAU: "No."HL: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."DAU: "Okay, here it is."HL: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."DAU: "I can't reach."HL: "Uh huh. Well can you see if it is?"DAU: "No."HL: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" DAU: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."HL: "Dark?"DAU: "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."HL: "Well, turn on the office light then."DAU: "I can't."HL: "No? Why not?" DAU: "Because there's a power outage." HL: "A power....A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"DAU: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."HL: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought if from." DAU: "Really? Is it that bad?" HL: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."DAU: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"HL: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer." | |
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chriszeak1973 moderator
Number of posts : 75 Age : 35 Location : zamboanga city Registration date : 2007-11-17
| Subject: Re: Hotline Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:11 am | |
| ahahahahah hahaha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ahahahahahha this made me laugh...ahahhaha nice girl.....^_^...behave on your posts....ok????ahhihihihihi this joke is so coollllll!!!!1 | |
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sch4tzji moderator
Number of posts : 129 Age : 37 Location : switzerland Registration date : 2007-11-18
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chriszeak1973 moderator
Number of posts : 75 Age : 35 Location : zamboanga city Registration date : 2007-11-17
| Subject: Re: Hotline Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:00 am | |
| did it happen to me??what thing??the same situation with the hotline and the customer?? nope it did'nt.... coz i have knowledge bout computers before i had my own....^_^ relly2 liked your jokes posted......except for that shaved pussy...bad content..^_^ _-PEACE cutie mod-_ | |
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sch4tzji moderator
Number of posts : 129 Age : 37 Location : switzerland Registration date : 2007-11-18
| Subject: Re: Hotline Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:18 am | |
| hehehehe bad content?!.... datz y i told SORRY! hehehe
gudnite zeaky.... slip well! | |
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chriszeak1973 moderator
Number of posts : 75 Age : 35 Location : zamboanga city Registration date : 2007-11-17
| Subject: Re: Hotline Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:38 am | |
| hhmmmmmm we have different times...ahihihiiihi ^_^ | |
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milo everyday moderator
Number of posts : 101 Age : 32 Location : manila Registration date : 2007-11-24
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emo:tan member
Number of posts : 120 Age : 30 Location : sa bakod ng aming kapit bahay :) Registration date : 2007-11-24
| Subject: Re: Hotline Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:39 am | |
| im tired reading..
hehehe
ill read it soon...
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O c t O NEWBIE
Number of posts : 15 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-11-25
| Subject: Re: Hotline Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:54 pm | |
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